The Tudors essentially inventing flirting. Seriously, they did!
Little known fact: “Can I buy you a drink?” was originally “Can my horse drink from your horses trough?” The next thing you know you are taking a roll in the hay with the sword smith’s son.
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Here are our Top 10 Tudor inspired pick up lines.
10. Want to see my sword?
9. You remind me of my 5th wife.
8. I’ll give you a tongue-lashing you’ll never forget.
7. Your dowry looks much bigger in person!
6. Let’s Fornicate Under the Consent of the King.
5. Your hips look like they could bear me the future king of England.
4. I’d let you polish my crown jewels any day.
3. My castle or yours?
2. Want to go back to my place, have unprotected sex, and bare an illegitimate child?
1. Is that a sword in your sheath, or you just happy to see me?
Would any of these pick up lines get your blood boiling? Leave your own Tudor’s pick up lines in the comments!